the crud of the last year
The year is coming to an end, christmas is approaching so i think it time to reflect on the things that really gave me the shits.
First up, music. The worst songs of 2005:
Don't cha - pussycat dolls: I don't know how the fuck this became popular, maybe the tweens where hypnotised by them "shaking their booty" in the clip to make them request the song ( i admit ive found myself watching the clip, but only because i was curious) but still a shockingly bad song.
Any of the new songs from the Black Eyed Peas: I have never been a big fan of the Black Eyed Peas but i admit some of the songs from their last album weren't half bad. But to me it seems as though they just made a new album in order to cash in on the success of their previous, and it clearly sounds rushed and half arsed.
Shine - Shannon Noll: Man the radios have been playing this song to death and the only reason i can think of why is because the record company is paying them bigtime to play it. It is a really lousy song, the lyrics are pathetic, the music is poor and it sounds like numerous other songs. In fact when i first heard it i thought it was another good song.
Good Charlotte: they suck, nuff said
Simple Plan: best description i have heard about these guys is that they sound like a whining version of the backstreet boys.
There were lots of other crappy songs released this year but none of them were memorable enough to remember.
Movies:
Fantastic Four: this was just boring, though i spose i can give it good marks for not moving too far if at all from the superhero formula laid down by the many hollywood adaptions of the past few years.
the rest of the movies that i remember seeing this year were pretty good ( i guess i should make a post about the good stuff as well)
Television:
Well there was the usual reality tv tripe that grace our sets each year like big brother and australian idol. But one reality show was a cut above the rest as a bad idea . . . Australian princess, this was just dumb.
The Alice: this didn't last long though im sure it had nothing to do with those brilliant enticing bus shelter advertisements such as " men want her, she needs a father". With a line like that who wouldnt want to watch it . . .
Otherwise 2005 wasn't an entirely bad year.
First up, music. The worst songs of 2005:
Don't cha - pussycat dolls: I don't know how the fuck this became popular, maybe the tweens where hypnotised by them "shaking their booty" in the clip to make them request the song ( i admit ive found myself watching the clip, but only because i was curious) but still a shockingly bad song.
Any of the new songs from the Black Eyed Peas: I have never been a big fan of the Black Eyed Peas but i admit some of the songs from their last album weren't half bad. But to me it seems as though they just made a new album in order to cash in on the success of their previous, and it clearly sounds rushed and half arsed.
Shine - Shannon Noll: Man the radios have been playing this song to death and the only reason i can think of why is because the record company is paying them bigtime to play it. It is a really lousy song, the lyrics are pathetic, the music is poor and it sounds like numerous other songs. In fact when i first heard it i thought it was another good song.
Good Charlotte: they suck, nuff said
Simple Plan: best description i have heard about these guys is that they sound like a whining version of the backstreet boys.
There were lots of other crappy songs released this year but none of them were memorable enough to remember.
Movies:
Fantastic Four: this was just boring, though i spose i can give it good marks for not moving too far if at all from the superhero formula laid down by the many hollywood adaptions of the past few years.
the rest of the movies that i remember seeing this year were pretty good ( i guess i should make a post about the good stuff as well)
Television:
Well there was the usual reality tv tripe that grace our sets each year like big brother and australian idol. But one reality show was a cut above the rest as a bad idea . . . Australian princess, this was just dumb.
The Alice: this didn't last long though im sure it had nothing to do with those brilliant enticing bus shelter advertisements such as " men want her, she needs a father". With a line like that who wouldnt want to watch it . . .
Otherwise 2005 wasn't an entirely bad year.
posted by Jam-Head at 8:51 pm
4 Comments:
Yeh 2005 was aight
Simple Plan make the Backstreet Boys sound like Chicks on Speed (We dont play GEE-tars!)
That was probably a really confusing comment :p
OMG I'm on a first-name basis with one of the actors from The Alice...but maybe he's just being nice because I'm his only biggest fan and even then I'm not that big.
His best performance was in All Saints where he played the crazy janitor who went on a killing rampage and shot the florist T_T and then blew his own head off.
We do not mention his KFC ads.
i was starting to get bummed out by the complete lack of comments on any of my posts... then i was informed i had it set that so i had to moderate comments and also set so it wouldnt email me when a comment was made but i found them and turned off moderating so its all guud
Thatsfarkinbetter, Jam-Head u backward hick, sif have moderating on.
Anywho...to the post at hand, DIE SIMPLE PLAN...have u seen the ad for drink driving with them singing? Its DISGRACEFUL, and at the end the text on the screen says: "The Simple Plan is, if u drink don't plan to drive."
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK?
In addition, do a Best of 2005, including ur best porno films of the past year.
In addition (whilst on the topic of additions) ur writing ability exceeds my wildest dreams.
Its good...GROIN GRABBINGLY GOOD
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